Farm Fresh News With Tracy Caruso
In this week’s Farm Fresh news, Democrats are acting like Republicans, and Republicans are acting like Democrats. You’ll also find out things like why you may want to think twice about DNA testing. Also, who is the world-famous singer moving to Boca? This week’s column has this exciting info and much more. We’re coming to the end of campaign season and spooky season, which means someone has a few more tricks up their sleeve. Keep reading for all this and the funniest President Trump moment of this campaign season.
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Early Voting Has Started
Early voting has started. You can vote at any early voting location from October 21st through November 3rd. Of course, you can always vote on election day, which is November 5th.
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Bill Clinton Says Biden-Harris Border Stinks
Former President Bill Clinton is seeing eye to eye with Republicans. The front page of the NY Post had a political shocker. Former President Bill Clinton said that Laken Riley, the nursing student who an illegal immigrant murdered, would still be alive if the killer had been vetted when he crossed the border in 2022. This is a damning indictment of the Biden-Harris migrant policies. The border issue is one of the most critical issues for this election.
Think Twice About DNA Testing
People curious about their ancestry have done tests through 23andMe. I was curious and went as far as buying a couple of tests. My husband said, “We’re not doing it. You just don’t know what’s going to happen to the data.” I thought this was paranoid, but it turns out he was right.
Due to a security breach in 2023, people’s personal information on 23andme was compromised. According to USA Today, a settlement of $30 million was reached for the nearly 7 million people who were affected. Fine. Mike, you were right, and I was wrong. Don’t get used to it.
Republican Acting Like A Dem Plans to Give Away Other People’s Money
Republican candidate Ted Sarandis, a retired sports radio host, is down with OPB (other people’s business). According to the Palm Beach Post, Sarandis says the port spends too much money and, in a Kamala-like move, wants to give 20 percent off cruises to anyone who wants it.
For some reason, this guy thinks he has the right and ability to control pricing for other people’s businesses. But fear not. He can’t do it, and it’s never going to happen. Meanwhile, his Democrat opponent, Varisa Dass, wants to expand the port and encourage developers to invest by allowing them to build condos in the port. What is this, Freaky Friday? The Democrat wants to support the business community, and the Republican wants to give away money that isn’t his. Halloween must be coming soon.
He’s Moving Out
Billy Joel sold his place in Manalapan for $42.6 million and is now living in a $29 million home in The Sanctuary of Boca Raton, meaning he can vote for Peggy Gossett-Seidman for House District 91. Priorities, people. Priorities.

Halloween Candy – An Expensive Treat
Halloween is coming up, but unfortunately, the price of candy and chocolate is surging. According to a Wells Fargo Agri-Food Institute report, cocoa, the plant used to make chocolate, isn’t as plentiful due to dryer and hotter weather conditions.
Hopefully, eggs won’t be too expensive because kids will need a lot of them to egg the houses of cheapos who don’t want to buy candy and leave out healthy snacks everyone hates. My words to parents: lock the fridge.

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Matlock 2.0
A sneak peek episode has aired for the new Matlock starring Kathy Bates as Madeline “Matty” Matlock and beloved Three’s Company John Ritter’s lookalike son, Jason. This fun show is about an older lawyer who wants to return to work at a fancy law firm. Her secret weapon for success is invisibility. As an older lady, many people trust her or don’t notice her at all, allowing her to get things done under the radar. Her real reason for working at this firm is the twist of the first show. The regular time slot on CBS is 9 PM, starting October 17th.

Time Travel By Watching This Movie
Let’s face it. Movies haven’t been the same since COVID-19, but once in a while, a true gem emerges. Saturday Night is a fantastic movie that is so accurate that it will make you feel like you’ve traveled back in time. The movie is about the ninety minutes before the first episode of Saturday Night Live airs in 1975. The acting is incredible. You feel like you’re with John Belushi, Chevy Chase, Gilda Radner, and Lorne Michaels, watching the collaborative vision of genius that seems impossible to have worked.

Funniest Trump Moment Ever
For those who don’t know, President Trump is hilarious. A small child asked President Trump on Fox and Friends what his favorite farm animal is. He said he loves cows and thinks they’re cute and very beautiful, but if we elect Kamala, there won’t be any cows. Trump’s as quick-witted as ever.
6-YEAR-OLD: “What’s your favorite farm animal?”
TRUMP: “I love cows but if we go with Kamala you won’t have any cows.” 🤣 pic.twitter.com/40c1Pjq2xn
— Benny Johnson (@bennyjohnson) October 18, 2024
Just remember, the cows go moo, and the people go vote. Only in Florida, friends. Only in Florida.
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