Kamala’s Reproductive Rights Bus Tour Starts in Trump’s Backyard
Showing once again that Kamala Harris is just a biatch, Kamala is kicking off a 50-city reproductive rights bus tour. Her first stop will be on Tuesday, Sept 3rd, in Palm Beach, near Mar-a-Lago. The idea is to discuss protecting abortion rights and protecting the ability to receive IVF treatments. Trump has already stated that abortion is to be left to states, and if, for some reason, an abortion ban came before him as president, he would veto it. He also wants to enact a measure for health insurance companies to cover the cost of in vitro fertilization, known as IVF. These statements haven’t stopped Kamala from continuing to misstate Trump’s positions, and this tour is just obnoxious. Other annoying speakers in attendance have been reported as never going to be POTUS Amy Klobuchar, Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren, and wannabe First Lady Doug Emhoff.
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To Toke or not to Toke, that is the question for Trump and DeSantis.
Former President Donald Trump has been getting involved in Florida politics, and it’s often on the opposite side of current Florida Governor Ron DeSantis. An amendment on the November ballot would legalize recreational marijuana. The idea is popular, but it’s not a done deal. Trump is for it, though he would like to make it illegal to smoke in public areas, which is a good call given the fact that everywhere in New York stinks of weed.
Polling from FAU/Mainstreet shows support for amendment 3 at 56 percent, a Public Policy Polling survey at 57 percent, and a Florida Chamber of Commerce survey at 59 percent. However, 60 percent is needed for it to pass, showing every vote will matter with this one.
Governor DeSantis is dead set against legalizing marijuana, which is the same stance the Republican Party of Florida (RPOF) has. This will be a battle, but ultimately, voters will decide in November. Come on, Florida. Don’t do it. My opinion can be summed up in the famous words of former first lady Nancy Reagan, “Just Say no.”
Kamala Flipiddy Flops Again
Vice President Kamala Harris has found a winning strategy: copying Trump. First, she went with Trump’s “no tax on tips.” Then she flipped on fracking. Now, she wants to “get tough” and build the wall. In the famous words of her comrade Biden, Come on, man.
No Junk Food For You
According to Fox News, California has proposed a ban on certain chemicals used in many American favorite snack foods. In other words, if you get the munchies for smoking all of that legal pot, you may have to take to the streets to cop a contraband Twinky or a bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos.
Wannabe Vice President Tim Walz Talks Israel
That was a lie. Kamala’s VP pick, Tim Walz, had an odd reaction about the six hostages found executed in Israel. When asked for a statement, he said, “Thanks, everybody,” and then walked away. Maybe that’s why his brother has come out and said he completely disagrees with Tiny Tim’s ideas and is considering endorsing Trump.
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Former Progressives Become Trump Believers
The NY Post reported that Trump plans to put former Progressives Tulsi Gabbard and Robert F. Kennedy, who have endorsed the former president, on his transition team. If these two former liberals are telling you Kamala Harris is a bad idea for this country and are willing to leap, maybe more Dems should be worried and listen.
Meanwhile, on the other side of The Pond-Duck Soup
Lady Julie Montague, the Viscountess, born in Illinois and made famous on the BRAVO TV show “Ladies of London,” wants justice. Someone strangled her beloved pet duck Quackers to death. I’m guessing his last words were “quack quack.”
Chestnut vs. Kobayashi-Finished Beef
Chestnut vs. Kobayashi-Unfinished Beef aired live on Netflix at 3:00 PM on Labor Day. It was the ultimate wiener-takes-all competition; for the first time in 15 years, Joey Chestnut competed against Takeru Kobayashi. Biggest Weenie went to Joey Chestnut, and the crowd went wild. Chestnut brat his 76 hot dog record by eating 83 dogs for a new world record. Kobayashi, in the meantime, is saur for coming in Wurst place with 66 hot dogs. Kobayashi had stated before this vital contest that win or lose, this would be his last time competing.
State Representative Carolina Amesty Charged with 4 Felony Charges
Florida State Representative Carolina Amesty, Republican Windermere, has been charged with four felony charges. According to Florida Politics, Amesty is accused of forgery, uttering forgery, false acknowledgment or certification by a notary public, and notarizing (one’s) own signature. Each is a third-degree felony charge punishable by up to five years in prison and $5,000 fines. Amnesty has voluntarily turned herself in. This one is a developing story.
This story goes to show you why Florida has a reputation as a sunny place for shady people. But let’s not forget that the shadiest beach is in New York, where they’re responsible for electing disgraced former Congressman George Santos.
Only in Florida, friends, and sometimes New York.
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