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Tulsi Gabbard endorses Trump
Former Representative Tulsi Gabbard walked away from the Democrat party in 2022 and has become a vocal speaker on conservative networks such as FOX News. Now, she’s done the unthinkable for her former party and endorsed Donald J. Trump for president.
John Dickinson State Park Update
Residents coming together and getting involved has saved John Dickinson State Park. Department of Environmental Protection (DEP} wanted to build three golf courses and a hotel in Jupiter Park. Outraged residents took to Facebook and created a Protect Jonathan Dickenson Park page that quickly attracted over forty thousand people to vocally oppose the proposal. The entire Palm Beach delegation, composed of Florida House and Senate legislators, opposed the project. Great news. As of today, all development plans have been dropped, and the park has been saved.
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Three Trans Run for the Florida Legislature
Dude Looks like a lady – Three Dem trans candidates are running for office against three Republicans. Incumbent House Reps Karen Gonzalez Pittman, Linda Chaney, and term-limited house Rep Randy Fine, who is running for State Senate, all have trans opponents. What this means for who is using which bathrooms in the Capitol is unknown, but the fact is, these would-be politicians can keep it in their pants, as they have no shot at winning against the three Republican powerhouses.
Snake Bites Man’s Privates
One of my worst fears is the idea of an animal jumping out of a toilet and biting me. Last week, a Thai man was bitten on his testicles by a 12-foot python while he was doing his business. The man reached down and grabbed the snake by its neck to rip it off of him and ended up beating it with a toilet brush until it released him. He went to the hospital for a tetanus shock, and thankfully, he didn’t need stitches, according to the UK Mirror.
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Dem VP Pick Tim Walz is a Wolf in Donkey’s Clothing
50 Republican members of Congress who are military vets denounced Dem Vice Pres. Pick Tim Walz for lying about his rank in the Army National Guard and retiring before a deployment to Iraq to pursue his political aspirations.
Minor Child Finds Enormous Diamond
A Canadian child discovered a 2,492-carat Diamond in Botswana that could fetch over $100 million. Don’t be surprised if Palm Beach women start booking gal pal trips to Botswana.
Palm Beach Post Butchers Republican State Attorney Sam Stern’s Quote
Legacy media paper Palm Beach Post published an article about current State Attorney Dave Aronberg endorsing Dem candidate Alexcia Cox for PBC State Attorney. The out-of-context quote didn’t tell the whole story. Florida Jolt gives people the truth. Here’s the full quote, as it was meant to be published.
Our county needs a serious prosecutor with a tough-on-crime record. Ms. Cox’s record and statements reflect the opposite. My fear, along with those of many in our community, is that Cox will have a revolving door where criminals get released with a slap on the wrist and victims don’t get justice.
But don’t take it from me. Even Ms. Cox’s supervisor and most of her co-workers are reported to be fearful that she would cause the ‘county to become crime-ridden like so many other large jurisdictions around the country.’ ~Republican PBC State Attorney Candidate Sam Stern
RFK Jr. Endorses Donald Trump for President
And just like that, a Kennedy endorses a Republican, much to the chagrin of other family members. That’s right. Senator Robert F. Kennedy Jr. dropped his presidential bid and endorsed Donald J. Trump. It will be amazing to see how many others go against party and follow suit.
Miami Teacher Bans Slang from Classroom
According to the Palm Beach Post, Miami Catholic school teacher Angela Santalo has banned slang in her classrooms, such as “skibidi toilet” and “rizz.” Skibidi toilet is a term that has to do with a YouTube show about toilets with heads, and it seems to mean everything from bad to cool to just filler words. Rizz has to do with romance and is essentially a shortened version of the word charisma. Yes, language evolves, but with slang changing practically monthly, we shouldn’t be encouraging the use of it in school. Some claim that this teacher’s being opposed to slang is racism. I say, right on, Angela.
Florida Residents F*cking Curse More Than New Yorkers
According to a study from WordTips, New York ranks 17th for the most foul-mouthed state in the US. Florida ranks higher. But that comes as no shock to those of us trying to drive with all of those a*ssholes on 95 during rush hour.
Only in Florida, friends. Only in Florida.
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