Insane Funhouse Adventures on X (Twitter): Big Foot, Living on a Prayer, Them, and Chinese Food
I spend a lot of time on X, formerly known as Twitter, because I’m in the political news business, but I’m also addicted to it. Many Florida Jolt readers are Facebook and Instagram people, so I’ve decided to collect some of the unusual tweets I’ve seen in my travels.
Tweets can be profane, funny, harsh, and insensitive, so anyone easily offended should go away.
This geeky-looking kid is a lot of fun. JF
“When an introvert hears his favorite song, ” Tweeted by http://@InternetH0F
When an introvert hears their favorite song in public: pic.twitter.com/I8vNrImfhO
— internet hall of fame (@InternetH0F) June 25, 2024
This is how utterly demented leftists are. Yup, this little dance is sure to stop rapes by African refugees who are used to treating women like dogs. JF
In Finland, they ran a campaign directed to migrants not to rape women. “Stop, don’t touch me there. This is my no-no square.”
In Finland, they ran a campaign directed to migrants to not rape women. “Stop, don’t touch me there. This is my no-no square.” pic.twitter.com/tKAmHIjvj2
— Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) July 6, 2024
I follow Patriots back. Follow me @JackFurnariUSA on Twitter.
This cracked me up. You have to love this big dude’s sense of humor. JF
Tweet by Declaration of Memes
Bruh 😭😭☠️ pic.twitter.com/kZrgUc2bhu
— Declaration of Memes (@LibertyCappy) June 27, 2024
I love this guy. If I owned a restaurant, I’d throw all these pain-in-the-ass diet-restricted people out, too. JF
This man is perplexed at the concept of being vegan. Tweeted by Dr. Jebra Faushay
This man is perplexed at the concept of being vegan. pic.twitter.com/HsjBfKBeJO
— Dr. Jebra Faushay (@JebraFaushay) June 2, 2024
If you like cats, you’ll like this sneaky little guy. JF Tweeted by Buitengebieden
Never let them know your next move.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/HadnyvPuaA
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) June 22, 2024
Back in the day, this was like a gay anthem. The trans movement is even erasing gay men now. JF
Are you familiar with the great disco song, It’s Raining Them’s?
I just love the remake of this classic tune! Don’t you? Tweeted by Dr. Jebra Faushay
Are you familiar with the great disco song, It’s Raining Them’s?🎶
I just love the remake of this classic tune! Don’t you? pic.twitter.com/RKGeK610rV
— Dr. Jebra Faushay (@JebraFaushay) July 6, 2024
Many times, a great Tweet isn’t a video but a perfect reaction. And no one should kid themselves; this is precisely what is meant by “diversity,” JF.
Diversity is when everybody is the same color! pic.twitter.com/U12RL8VwuN
— Brandon Straka (@BrandonStraka) July 7, 2024
This video shows how low we’ve sunk and how abandoning merit and embracing DEI has destroyed our country. Socrates must be rolling over in his grave. JF
The “National Collegiate Debate Championship” winners – the best of the best in today’s colleges. Tweeted by @UltraDane
The “National Collegiate Debate Championship” winners – the best of the best in today’s colleges.
The Asian man has a GPA of 97.3 and an SAT score of 1560, these 2 women can barely put a sentence together.
“ga body of da nigga uh uh is not able to survive uh uh nigga sees deez… https://t.co/ovD6BKte3F pic.twitter.com/vsX45Y1ICi
— Dane (@UltraDane) June 29, 2024
I follow Patriots back. Follow me @JackFurnariUSA on Twitter.
There’s a larger political lesson to be learned from this video. JF Abort Mission…Tweeted by Buitengebieden
Abort mission.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/QrqbjeeD66
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) June 22, 2024
You can also learn some cool stuff on X. I’m a city boy, so this is the first time I heard of an 811 number to get permission to dig a hole, but under the proper circumstances, I’m down. JF
This is the exact response on what would happen at my home.
Call 811 Tweeted by @SteveLovesAmmo
This is the exact response on what would happen at my home.
Call 811! pic.twitter.com/L8L5rrAHIQ
— Steve 🇺🇸 (@SteveLovesAmmo) May 20, 2024
I’ll be back soon with more. God bless Elon Musk for saving free speech in America.
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